Medicine and law: apples and oranges

Comparisons are often drawn between law and medicine, mainly because they are viewed as learned professions with high potential incomes. The differences, however, render such comparisons quite deceptive, to the advantage of the law-school scam. 

To study medicine, one must first pass a range of difficult courses in mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology, as well as an exam (the MCAT) that covers substantive material in all of these fields and in medicine itself. One must also complete a stint of volunteer work in a medical setting, typically a hospital. All of this is required for admission to medical school.

To study law, by contrast, one need only complete a bachelor's degree in any field, even underwater basketweaving. Not a single course is required. Nor is any work in a legal setting, and most law students have no such experience. Traditionally the LSAT—a mere test of logical reasoning and reading ability, unrelated to the substance of law—was required for admission, but recent years have seen it pushed to the side, with the possibility of substituting the GRE or another test of questionable relevance. And even the bachelor's degree isn't necessary in some places: the state of Michigan, for instance, accepts two years of university (a fact exploited by Cooley).

Do not suppose that completing the requirements will get you into a medical school. Admission is highly competitive, with many being turned away everywhere. Practically nobody, however, fails to get into a law school. Many law schools draw most of their students from the bottom 50% on the LSAT, and it is not unknown for a person with a score in the bottom 10% to get in. Indeed, a score below the fiftieth percentile may well attract a "scholarship" (a discount on tuition) at a number of predatory law schools. 

Once admitted, medical students must complete a challenging program of study and pass various exams; they can be expelled for failure. The courses are almost all directed at practical needs. Training in the practice of medicine is an essential component of the program. Almost all professors are practicing physicians.

Law students are lucky to get a glimpse at practice, which professors disdain. They take a few basic courses on contracts, constitutional law, criminal law, torts, and the like, all of them based on some appellate cases that come up over and over again. After those courses, which occupy the first year, they take two years of electives that may well have no meaningful application, such as "Law and Popular Culture", "Critical Legal Pluralism", and "Hip-Hop and the US Constitution". Professors use this fluff to burnish their alleged intellectual credentials, and in many cases as cover for their lack of competence as practitioners. Rare indeed is the law professor who practices law; many are not lawyers at all.

Medical graduates are not yet ready for practice: they must still complete a residency and possibly more training in a specialty before they can become qualified as physicians. Law graduates, however, can go straight into practice after passing a fairly easy exam, even though they have never seen the practice of law before and have not even studied it. Most of them, including those from élite schools, freely admit that they do not know what they are doing as junior lawyers.

Good jobs for medical graduates are abundant: everyone who is serious and not too particular or demanding can get a well-paying job as a physician. Graduates of law schools face a very different reality: many cannot find work as lawyers ever, even if they are admitted to a bar, or get only short-term or low-paying (or even unpaid) work. The law-school scam promotes "JD-advantage" jobs as an alleged consolation prize for the many whose JD is not needed. Few lawyers make anything like the income of a physician, though the handful at the top garner the bulk of the attention.

Physicians tend to stay in medicine; lawyers tend to leave law, with most lasting less than five years. Many physicians teach medicine part time, but lawyers are ordinarily excluded from the academic ranks, which are peopled with young aristocrats with academic doctorates and little to no experience in the practice of law. A practicing lawyer cannot expect to get more than a position as an adjunct, teaching a single class for some such payment as $3000—perhaps enough to cover the cost of travel, with no office or secretarial support or even access to the law school's library. This sort of work is done as a labor of love, because the paltry fee is around the minimum wage.

This little exercise should show the folly of comparing law to medicine nowadays. 

Have yourself a scam-free little Christmas

We at OTLSS wish you the best for the holidays and the coming year. If you are unemployed on account of the law-school scam, remember that Santa Claus shares your plight:

 

The law-school scam has gained its second wind, with high levels of applications after a long period of decline. Law school remains a bad choice for almost everyone, whatever the fawning media may say. Stay away from law school if you don't want to get a lump of coal in your stocking for the rest of your life. 

Cooley given a pass, yet again

Just as we expected, the scam-enabling ABA has once again given rotten Cooley a pass by finding it to be in compliance with a so-called standard requiring that 75% or more of those who take a bar exam within two years of graduation pass one in order for the law school to retain accreditation. Reportedly Cooley achieved this feat, just barely, after multiple extensions of the deadline over a period of years. 

Odious scam-dean James McGrath gloated in the following words: 

I am pleased to report that 76.2 percent of Cooley’s 2024 graduates who have taken a bar examination within two years of graduating have passed, putting us in compliance… Cooley Law School is a trusted institution where law students are empowered to become future-ready leaders who think critically, communicate effectively and are well equipped to navigate and make an immediate impact in today’s complex and ever-changing legal landscape.

When 76.2% eventually pass, 23.8% never do. Thus scamster McGrath, presiding over the very poster child of über-toilets, is "pleased" to see almost a quarter of those who attempted an exam fail to pass one as long as two years after leaving Cooley's allegedly hallowed halls. That figure, by the way, excludes those who never did attempt a bar exam—and let's not forget that über-toilets have been known to use coercion and even bribery to keep students out of the examination halls for those two crucial years (after which the schools drop their hopeless alumni like a hot potato). Of course, it also excludes those who never graduate.

Critical thinking, effective communication, and capable work in the "legal landscape" will be conspicuous by their absence from the ranks of bottom-feeding Cooleyites. Dredged from the depths of the 140s (if not lower) on the LSAT, they just aren't cut out for any of that. Nevertheless, thanks to Uncle Sugar, they get to borrow the full Cooley-estimated cost of attending their über-toilet, which is $78k per year in Lansing and $81k per year in Tampa. Many will not graduate; a quarter of those who do graduate and do write a bar exam will never pass one, at least within two years of graduation. Yet they'll be saddled with almost a quarter of a million dollars of debt, plus the accruing interest. Many of those loans, of course, will never be repaid, so the tax-paying public will ultimately pick up the tab for scam-school Cooley.

You can thank the ABA for this. For more than five years, it extended deadlines so that Cooley could strive to slip just under the wire, while it was far from the mark—almost 20 percentage points below the mark as recently as last year. Apparently Cooley made itself marginally more "selective" long enough to raise the chance that a few more of its dolts would pass, and perhaps it also discouraged—so to speak—the worst graduates from trying. Now, with the ABA's rubber stamp of approval, it may well be emboldened to sink into the 55% range again and milk its undeserved accreditation for several more years before the ABA pretends to take action.

Dumping the ABA?

Texas is going to let its top court, not the ABA, decide which law schools' degrees graduates are eligible for admission to the bar. Florida, Ohio, and Tennessee are considering similar proposals for wresting control of accreditation from that private entity called the ABA. 

Here at OTLSS, we have said for years that the ABA is unsuitable as accreditor. It does a shitty job, always favoring scam-schools even when they fail year after year to fulfill the ABA's frightfully weak standards. 

But accreditation by a court is unlikely to improve the situation, and quite likely to make it worse. Apparently the move to brush the ABA aside is driven by a wish to permit schools that even the ABA would not take. It also seems improbable that the courts or other entities would undertake a proper investigation of the various things that call themselves law schools. 

This new effort to seize control of accreditation may well send us out of the frying pan and into the fire. 

Law-school scam gets reprieve

In less than a decade, sixteen ABA-accredited law schools in the US have gone tits up. (Well, a couple of those have just lost their ABA accreditation and are still operating as California-accredited hellholes.) Hopeful fans of OTLSS may have thought that the law-school scam was in its death throes.

Alas! alack! This year is seeing 33% more applicants than the last.

Reportedly the interest in law school stems from the political climate (about as inviting as coastal Louisiana in July) and the supposition that law is relatively safe from AI-induced slaughter. Old Guy continues to recommend trade school instead. Or emigration.

The law schools, of course, are delighted to have their pick of student-loan conduits. This rising tide will lift all boats, from Yale's yacht to Cooley's coble.

When your dumb little venture of enrolling in law school turns out as badly as anyone with a brain can predict, don't come crying to Old Guy. 

In the meantime, Golden Gate is trying to rise from the ashes as a California-accredited über-über-toilet. Just what the world needs…

Arizona proposes one-year track to criminal defense

A new proposal in Arizona would allow people to defend people against criminal charges on the strength f a one-year "Master's of Legal Studies". Only charges with a possible death sentence would require a lawyer. 

Dave Byers, director of the Arizona Supreme Court, is touting this proposal. He maintains that it is needed to fill a dearth of defense lawyers. He also suggests that a single year of study would give practitioners adequate, even superior training in law. In his view, all that is needed for criminal work could be condensed into two semesters. 

Old Guy would like to see how. Constitutional law alone is usually a full year, and it may not proceed well if taught at the same time as criminal evidence. Or is it proposed to dispense with constitutional law as an allegedly unnecessary course? When lifelong imprisonment is at stake? 

Old Guy also wonders why the abundant lawyers who cannot find work are not flocking to Arizona if there is so much unfilled demand. 

Lowering the standards seems like a big mistake, and criminal defense is by no means less deserving of proper legal services than corporate law or civil litigation. Perhaps the idea is to stick criminal defendants with a cheap warm body, with the advantage redounding to the favor of the prosecution. 

A law school in northwestern Louisiana? Hell, no

As if the effort to open a law school in San Jose while nearby Golden Gate rusts away were not appalling enough, now there is another attempt to start one in northwestern Louisiana. One writer says "Hell, No" to a law school at Northwestern Louisiana University: 

The most overlawyered state in the union categorically does not need, and should not tolerate, a directional school starting up a factory for more middling attorneys.

Indeed not. A similar attempt in Shreveport a few years ago failed after a pilot project with a handful of so-called students. The dreary Pelican State has four law schools already for its relatively small population and can ill afford a fifth.

The proposed law school would be publicly funded. Regulators in Tennessee rejected the Trojan horse of Valpo, a law school in Indiana that failed despite a heritage going back to the nineteenth century, on the grounds that it simply wasn't needed and that it would harm the many other law schools in Tennessee. Now it is proposed to waste badly needed money from Louisiana's public coffers on this vanity project when the evidence of recent experience suggests that there is inadequate demand for another law school in that part of the state, or any other. 

People would not flock to that dire corner of Louisiana for the sake of attending this proposed flash in the pan of an über-toilet law school. It would attract perhaps a couple of dozen local students of doubtful quality and potential who for whatever reason were unable to move out of the area for law school. It would be another Indiana Tech—and recall that that poster child of greed and stupidity shut up shop after four humiliating years. At least Indiana Tech blew only its endowment on the ill-fated venture; Northwestern Louisiana University would require funds from the state, and a lot of them. 

It is difficult indeed to make a go of a new law school today. The only success has been the U of Irvine, which benefited from advantages that bullshit upstarts in Louisiana and the like just don't enjoy. Accreditation is by no means assured, and students could easily be left high and dry, as many have been at other hopeless über-toilets. Existing law schools, however shitty themselves, have much more to offer, and prospective applicants know it. Few people will gamble on an unknown law school of no reputation and questionable potential, particularly in a desolate place with little demand for legal services. 

Let us hope that sane heads will prevail and put the kibosh on this would-be flop.